To the Editor,

Well, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service still isn't giving any thought to the cost of importing wolves from Canada, and potty training the predators.

As we all know, Canada does away with wolves if one of our wolves strays across the border into his majesty's kingdom.

But then, of course, there is the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, just across the border to the South, who will pay millions of dollars just to have some play-things. The U.S. is a kind of sucker for just about anything that no one else has any use or want for.

Of course, the good old U.S. is so far in debt that a few more millions won't count. Anyhow, we of the U.S.A. don't hope to ever come clean.

Apparently the U.S. Fish and Wildlife has nothing else to spend money on, so send us another shipment of wolves. We'll put them in a place where they will be comfortable and free from the guns of the Canadians who don't want them

Hey Joe! How about getting together with the pilot of the helicopter and following that radio collar for say five or six hours and see where it's headed. As you know, the only time a helicopter takes any expensive fuel is while rising from the ground. Once it gets into the air, it coasts all day while the wolf is migrating to somewhere, maybe over Browning and a herd of Ba Bas and the air pilots work pure free of charge. Volunteer as we all know. Any how, Mr Wolf doesn't mind. He's going some place safe!

by Linc France
Columbia Falls, MT
Mar. 28, 1996