OLD McDONALD

Old McDonald had a farm,
He had ducks behind his barn,
The farm was not paying very well,
So then the farm he divided up to sell.
Eyie, Eyie, Oh.

To the city he decided to go,
That was when he started making dough.
He moved in behind a drive-in window,
Peddling hamburgers and shakes with great gusto.
Eyie, Eyie, Oh.

He told his wife, we're in the money.
She returned with "I'm so glad honey."
She went out and bought a Cadillac,
So now, folks, order a shake and a Big Mac.
Eyie, Eyie, Oh.

by Linc France
Columbia Falls, MT